Poems that I made up for my friends.

Cat = Corey

Cat Poem
Cat is fat and she likes to swing the bat. She wears some crazy hats. She sometimes spells her name like that > Kat. She lays on mats and eats those gnats. Sometime she will just get a little pat. Most of her life she is chasing rats. Once she just sat on a rat and shat.

BTW: Shat means fart and she isn’t really fat.

Paige Poem
Paige is an age she wont let me say. She kind of smells like sage. She sits inside her cage with her 12 gage. Getting rid of her rage. By shooting all the people off the stage. She doesn’t got much of a wage but she is still cool anyways.

Ape = Alissa

Ape Poem
Ape has a cape that covers her face. She likes to tape her nape. She loves eating crapes. She likes pink drapes that are the shape of a heart. She has a big gape in the middle of her face that never shuts.

Jayce Poem
Jayce has an ace card. That lives in its case. She has a nice face. She is very grace. She likes her shoe lace. She loves the fast pace of city life. She likes to race. She has a flower vase.

Monkey = Monica

Monkey Poem
Monkey is very funky. She eats chunky and gunky stuff. She is very junky. She is also hunky. She is very spunky. She likes to do the honkey ponkey. She has key to her house. She has a cool donkey too.